Do you play video games? The press is convinced it will turn you into a mass murderer, despite research to the contrary:
On the plus side, "some research suggests that action games can improve 'visuospatial cognition'", helping you to escape after you've done your dastardly deeds.
So, were we planning to go on our bows & arrows, battle-ax, and trained tiger spree soon, or were we going to wait until the kids were older so we can do it as a 5-main heroic? Duncan's Growl is really coming along, he'd make a great tanking druid.